Golden Hour Explained, Again, to a Man Called Gerald
We recently received an email from a customer named Gerald, who asked us to explain the golden hour. He then asked a second time, saying he “did not follow”. This post is our third attempt, and we have used diagrams, in the form of long looks.
What is the golden hour?
The golden hour is the time of day when the light is low, warm and slightly forgiving. It occurs shortly after sunrise and shortly before sunset. For a cat, it is the finest hour of the day. For a human, it is an opportunity to take a photograph and call it art.
Why is it called the golden hour?
Because the light is golden. We know this is not a profound answer. It is, however, the answer.
Why does my cat go to the window at that time?
Because she can feel it. Cats are sensitive to light, and the golden hour is the one moment in which the world appears to be built of butter. Your cat is not looking out. She is looking in, at the glow, as it passes over her whiskers.
How long does it last?
It lasts as long as it lasts. In summer it may be an hour, and in winter it may be ten minutes. Our guides have measured it with a stopwatch, but the stopwatch was lost.
Can I extend it?
You cannot. You can, however, lie in it for as long as possible. We recommend seven stages:
- Arrive five minutes early.
- Select the warmest spot.
- Lower yourself with care.
- Close your eyes.
- Open them once, to confirm.
- Close them again.
- Do not move until the light is gone, and do not apologise.
Gerald’s follow up question
Gerald asked, “Is it just sunlight?” We replied that it is. He wrote back, “Then why do I need a travel company?” We replied that he did not, and that we were glad to hear it, and that we had refunded his deposit. He wrote, “Now I am confused.”
Conclusion
The golden hour is the finest thing you can see without paying. We provide the knowledge, and a small cushion to lie on while you do. Gerald, if you are reading this, we wish you well.
